Total Medals Earned: 354 (From 93 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,240 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/85 points)
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Kill the final boss
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/255 points)
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/110 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/115 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)
Start the game
Get the first power-up
Get the second power-up
Get the third power-up
Win
Speedrun in under 300 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/500 points)
Jump on a red platform
Jump on 50 green platforms in a row
Get hit with a missile
Crush 10 objects in one session
Travel over 100m in one session
Stomp 25 times in one session
Crush 50 objects in one session
Jump on 350 green platforms in a row
Jet boost 69 times in one session
Travel 150m from the start without crushing any objects
Jump on 1000 green platforms in a row
Medals Earned: 10/54 (55/480 points)
enter your name
have charisma of 5
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
self publish a book
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 5
buy a computer
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have humour of 10
have intelligence of 10
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
have style of 10
have style of 5
have vocabulary of 10
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more